I needed soft horizontal surfaces for 8 people to sleep on, and one of them had to be main floor with bathroom access for elderly, in a convenient location for Copper. That is what I got.
So many lights were just burned out. Several others were unplugged for some reason, so we stumbled around trying to find things when we got there the first night. Most of the heaters had drapes that blocked them so the place was freezing until we moved them.
The beds creaked a LOT.
Bedroom with full bath had one switch for vanity and shower/toilet, so when anyone went to the toilet at night, the light in the vanity in the bedroom would turn on too. That sink drained so slowly that there was a constant film of toothpaste, shaving cream and hair. The grout around the toilet was degrading which means there's for sure pee in that grout.
The single shower seemed held together with caulk.
The water temperature fluctuations were actually dangerous for the elderly.
The stairs up to two bedrooms are frighteningly worn and warped. No small kids or old people up there.
The garbage disposal didn't work, which we didn't learn until cleaning up dinner. We even climbed under the sink to try to reset it. We scooped it out, but the smell remained.
Were told offsite parking had a kiosk, but there wasn't and the lot said "no overnight" so we worried about car being towed. Finally asked other condo for a parking tag.
Embarrassed to have brought whole family here.