Stayed one night. The bed had all the comfort of a trampoline without the fun โ every move popped, cracked, and made me wonder if Iโd end up on the floor by morning. The floors looked like theyโd seen some things, and the bathroom could use a spa day. On the bright side, the AC could probably refrigerate meat, so no complaints there. Upon arrival, we were greeted by a collection of friendly reminder signs like โDonโt be an easy targetโ and โUse the deadbolt and chain lock.โ Nothing says โsweet dreamsโ like thinking you might need to barricade the door. All in all, it did the job for the night, but Iโll let someone else have my spot next time.