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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Hotel | ⭐️ Restaurant
The hotel was excellent — clean rooms, comfy beds, and friendly staff. Honestly, it was one of the better hotel stays we have had. This is our eighth time staying at Villa Royal in over six years.
The restaurant, though? Awful. The service was rude and slow, and the food tasted like it came out of a freezer. It's definitely not worth the money. The Chef should be fired. The food is the worst ever! Stay at the hotel, but do yourself a favor and eat somewhere else.