Hereโs the updated review, revised to reflect your clarifications and stay within the 1500-character limit:
Misleading and Not Worth the Price
My wife and I stayed at the Loch Ness Lodge, and it fell well short of expectationsโespecially at over $700 CAD per night. While our room offered a view of Loch Ness, the property is not on the lake as the photos suggest. Thereโs a dried-up pond in front, and to even get near the lake, you must cross a double-lane road with a 60 mph speed limit. Once there, youโre faced with a barrierโthereโs no actual lake access. The location is very misleading, especially for a property marketed as a luxury retreat.
Amenities are severely lacking. Breakfast is included, but thereโs no other dining (or even a real bar). Guests are directed to the Clansman Hotel, a sister property (3-4 minute walk away), for lunch and dinner options. Oddly, the Clansman, a much cheaper hotel, offers more amenities, including a bar and restaurant. The Lodge itself lacks these basics and has no front desk staff after 10 p.m. Strangely, the staff often ask if youโd like a cheese board during your stay and keep asking / reminding you that they need a few hours' notice.
While the staff were very kind and tried their best with their resources, the overall experience felt more like a two-star stay. Misleading advertising, sparse amenities, and poor value for money made this the most disappointing stop of our trip. We wouldnโt stay here again, even at half the price.
